A guy was walking down the street and saw Little Johnny smoking a cigarette.
He said, 'Kid, you're too young to smoke. How old are you?'
Johnny said, 'Six.'
The guy said, 'Six? When did you start smoking?'
Johnny said, 'Right after the first time I got laid.'
The guy said, 'Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?'
Johnny said, 'I don't remember. I was drunk.'
